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Sad Old Man Spends Birthday Ranting on the Phone With Three Morons

President Trump celebrated his 73rd birthday Friday morning by calling in to the three nodding heads who occupy the Fox & Friends couch: Steven Doocy,…
Maggie Serota / June 14, 2019

What an Absolute Moron

Donald Trump once again showed his commitment to tweeting through it following a particularly damning interview with ABC News's George Stephanopoulos in which he admitted that he would openly…
Maggie Serota / June 13, 2019

The President Is Suddenly Very Mad About the Moon?

President and amateur astronomer Donald Trump took a moment Friday afternoon to opine on Twitter about the future of space travel. In what would otherwise be…
Maggie Serota / June 7, 2019

Donald Trump Really Wants You to Notice His Signature on This D-Day Letter

If there's one thing we've learned about President Trump in the two years he's occupied the Oval Office, it's that he absolutely can not abide…
Maggie Serota / June 7, 2019

Donald Trump Finally Crosses The Line, Calls Bette Midler “A Washed Up Psycho”

Bette Midler apologized for tweeting a fake quote attributed to Trump circa 1998. Of course, Trump jumped on this opportunity to call “fake news."
Julia Gray, Stereogum / June 5, 2019

President Confused By Pewter Horse

Donald Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and the president's five adult children headed across the pond Monday for his first state visit to the United…
Maggie Serota / June 3, 2019

The Details in Michael Wolff’s Latest White House Tell-All That Are Very Easy to Believe

Michael Wolff has a new Trump White House tell-all coming out next week, entitled Siege: Trump Under Fire, and critics are wary. They're probably right to be,…
Maggie Serota / May 29, 2019

Trump Defends His Charlottesville Remarks by Praising Traitorous Loser Robert E. Lee

President Trump held a doozy of a press spray Friday morning when he was leaving the White House en route to Indianapolis to give a…
Maggie Serota / April 26, 2019

Donald Trump Met With Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to Complain About His Follower Count: Report

Donald Trump hosted Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and several other Twitter executives in the Oval Office on Tuesday. After the meeting, the president tweeted a riveting summary, "Lots of…
Tosten Burks / April 23, 2019

Professional Liar Admits She Lied

One of the many embarrassing revelations contained in the Mueller report concerns White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who admitted to the Special Counsel that she…
Maggie Serota / April 18, 2019

Don Jr.’s Idiocy May Have Saved Him From Getting Arrested in Russia Probe

Back in July, long before today's release of Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report on Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, the world learned that…
Andy Cush / April 18, 2019

Trump Conveniently Forgets What Wikileaks Is After Julian Assange’s Arrest

One of Wikileaks's biggest fans turned his back on the organization this morning following the arrest of Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian embassy in London. During a…
Maggie Serota / April 11, 2019

The Worst Moments of Deposed Homeland Security Chief Kirstjen Nielsen

Despite the heroism she displayed in becoming the public face of the Trump administration's family separation policy—which she once claimed didn't exist—Kirstjen Nielsen, Department of…
Maggie Serota / April 8, 2019

Imagine Being the White House Staffer Who Has to Pretend Windmill Noises Might Cause Cancer

White House strategic communications adviser Mercedes Schlapp was backed into an awkward corner this morning when she was asked about President Trump's claims that the noise…
Maggie Serota / April 3, 2019

Donald Trump Urges Reporters to Look at the Oranges of the Mueller Investigation

Donald Trump took questions from the press today during an Oval Office meeting with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, using his time to mostly rant about migrants crossing…
Maggie Serota / April 2, 2019
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