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69 Is No Longer Nice

I take no pleasure in reporting that President Trump has killed the 69 meme. For those of you who lead fulfilling lives offline, the 69 meme is…
Maggie Serota / February 13, 2019

The Only Thing Trump Prayed for During the National Prayer Breakfast Was for It to End

On Thursday morning, Donald Trump attended annual the National Prayer Breakfast, an event that had the extra effect of cutting into the president's TV time. As Toronto…
Maggie Serota / February 7, 2019

The Bullied Trump Child Fell Asleep During the SOTU

Grade school student Joshua Trump seemed to be setting himself up for a lifetime of swirlies and atomic wedgies when he accepted First Lady Melania…
Maggie Serota / February 6, 2019

Donald Trump Sounded Like a Completely Different Candidate in 2000

In recent days, not one but two potential presidential candidates, presenting themselves as reasonable moderate alternatives to Donald Trump, have come out hard against programs like…
Maggie Serota / January 30, 2019

Here Are Two New Words Trump Can’t Pronounce

As of this afternoon, we can now add "heroin" to the list of relatively simple words President Trump has butchered during public speeches and private meetings.
Maggie Serota / January 14, 2019

This Analogy Doesn’t Even Make Sense You Clown

Donald Trump Jr., presidential son and legal liability, tried to help his father's case for a useless wall along the Mexican border by posting a racist and…
Maggie Serota / January 9, 2019

Trump Shouts Out Kanye in Front of Parody Game of Thrones Poster at First Cabinet Meeting of 2019

President Trump delivered a harsh post-holiday awakening at his first cabinet meeting of 2019, holding forth for a nearly two-hour freestyle press conference in the presence of reporters.
Maggie Serota / January 2, 2019

Trump Is Too Dumb to Get Schumer’s Solid Burn During Oval Office Shitshow

There's a lot to unpack from today's disastrous Oval Office meeting between President Trump, an apparently drowsy Vice President Mike Pence, and Democratic party leaders Senator…
Maggie Serota / December 11, 2018

Confused Old Man Has No Idea Where He Is

President Trump addressed a law enforcement conference in Kansas City, Missouri on Friday where he got to do two of his favorite things: rant about…
Maggie Serota / December 7, 2018

Donald Trump and Rex Tillerson Each Swear the Other Is the Dumbass

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was presented with an enviable opportunity to publicly drag his former boss, President Trump, during a sit-down with CBS…
Maggie Serota / December 7, 2018

Jay-Z Confirms His Obvious Trump Diss Is Not a Kanye Diss

Meek Mill's new album Championships contains a song called "What's Free," which features Jay-Z and Rick Ross and flips the Biggie classic "What's Beef" to be about…
Jordan Sargent / November 30, 2018

The White House Is Celebrating Christmas in the Black Lodge This Year

Twin Peaks fans who have been going through withdrawal since last year's Showtime revival ended might do well to check out the Lynchian hellscape that…
Maggie Serota / November 26, 2018

Next Year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner Sounds Like a Damn Snooze

The thin-skinned denizens of the Trump administration will have one less thing to be performatively aggrieved over as a historian, rather than a comedian, will…
Maggie Serota / November 19, 2018

Donald Trump’s Ability to Remember the Famous Elvis Phrase Has Left the Building

While handing out Medals of Freedom at the White House on Friday (November 16), President Trump took a moment to veer off-script and recount a personal anecdote…
Maggie Serota / November 16, 2018

Donald Trump Thinks Voting Should Be More Like Buying Cereal

Please, someone, take Donald Trump aside and talk to him about cereal. It has been nearly four months since the president remarked at a rally that Americans need…
Andy Cush / November 14, 2018
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