The hallmark of Michael Stipe’s post-R.E.M. life has been a gargantuan beard that makes him look like a weary deep sea fisherman. So when Stipe and former R.E.M. bandmate Mike Mills went on BBC show The First Time With…, host Matt Everitt couldn’t help but ask Stipe about his facial hair. First off, Everitt inquired about the origin of the beard, to which Stipe replied: Three Halloweens ago I went as a failed radical fairy. And to be a failed radical fairy you have to have a lot of facial hair — put flowers in it, way too much glitter, way too much makeup, overdo the eyebrows. And it worked. People laughed and laughed and laughed. And I had a great Halloween. Everitt then asked, “Do you use much product on it, or is it just pretty natural?” After wondering aloud, “Are you really asking me that?” Stipe went on to actually explain his beard-care regimen: I wash it with shampoo, and I’ve tried conditioner, but it doesn’t condition very well. I’m kind of going for — rather than skid row Santa, I’m kind of going for a Poseidon-slash-Zeus-slash-Brancusi, uh, Matisse kind of appeal. And so I keep it a little trimmed on the sides to show off my beautiful cheekbones. And that’s about it, really. I put some oil on it from time to time. Watch the full exchange below. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0532jwc/player Stipe also told a story about meeting David Bowie in Switzerland while waiting to find out if R.E.M. drummer Bill Berry would survive an aneurysm he’d suffered on stage, which is quite a lot more interesting than the beard stuff to be honest: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0532jx5/player And Mills spoke candidly about the decision to end R.E.M. in 2011: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0532jzs/player This article originally appeared on Stereogum.