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Every Woman on Earth Too Busy to Film Walmart’s Oscars Propaganda

Last night's Oscars celebrated not just the soaring wonder of the great art form known as "film," but also the way in which everything we…
Jordan Sargent / February 27, 2017

The Oscars Accidentally Killed Someone, Too

Big screw-ups at the Oscars last night. The major one, as you're surely aware: The presenters initially awarded Best Picture to La La Land, which didn't win, instead…
Jordan Sargent / February 27, 2017

Review: Future Suddenly Comes Alive On Surprise Album FUTURE

One good thing to come from capitalism is rap music, and into the lineage of the art form’s greatest moguls—Master P, Puff Daddy, Jay Z,…
Jordan Sargent / February 22, 2017

Be the Sisqó You Want to See in the World

Fashion week is full of fakers. I assume so, at least. I've never actually been. But one figures that a celebrated commingling of art and commerce…
Jordan Sargent / February 17, 2017

The Video of Donald Trump Badgering a Black Reporter Needs to Be Watched

Donald Trump said an almost infinite number of terrifying and wrong things during a press conference today that may go down as the most unhinged scene…
Jordan Sargent / February 16, 2017

New Video: Jidenna – “The Let Out”

Jidenna's debut album The Chief is out this Friday, what feels like a lifetime after "Classic Man." The album is being led by new single "The Let Out,"
Jordan Sargent / February 15, 2017

There Is Only One Way To Interpret This Breitbart Report That Reince Priebus’ Future “Is in Doubt”

Amid this morning's turmoil at the White House over the resignation of Michael Flynn as National Security Advisor, a... shall we say... curious report emerged…
Jordan Sargent / February 14, 2017

Grammys 2017: Even Adele Knew It Was Fucked Up She Won Album of the Year Over Beyoncé

Adele beat Beyoncé tonight in both the Record and Album of the Year categories, winning for her song "Hello" and album 25. During both acceptance speeches,…
Jordan Sargent / February 13, 2017

Grammys 2017: Watch Chance the Rapper’s Best New Artist Acceptance Speech

Chance the Rapper is performing at the Grammys later tonight, but before that he picked up his first major award, beating artists like The Chainsmokers and…
Jordan Sargent / February 12, 2017

This Is the Correct Way to Treat Betsy DeVos

Betsy DeVos is a Secretary of Education who has disdain for the public education system, and has spent much of her professional life trying to…
Jordan Sargent / February 10, 2017

Donald Trump’s Meeting With Airline CEOs Has Me Convinced I’m Going to Die in a Plane Crash

This morning in the White House, Donald Trump met yet again with a group of intensely reviled amoralists whose only purpose in life is to drain wealth and happiness…
Jordan Sargent / February 9, 2017

Donald Trump Sent His Tweet About Nordstrom 21 Minutes After the Start of His Daily Intelligence Briefing

This morning, Donald Trump tweeted about Nordstrom, the high-end department store which recently ceased carrying his daughter Ivanka's clothing line due to poor sales.
Jordan Sargent / February 8, 2017

Last Night Was Everything Wonderful and Absurd About LeBron James

LeBron James is unimpeachable now, having brought an elusive championship back to his quasi-hometown of Cleveland, in the process embarrassing one of the greatest basketball…
Jordan Sargent / February 7, 2017

Fashion Week Is Mad at Kanye

Kanye West will be showing his new line Yeezy Season 5 at New York Fashion Week in a couple weeks, as he has done for the past…
Jordan Sargent / February 2, 2017

Kehlani’s SweetSexySavage Argues That There’s More to Modern R&B Than Sadboy Jerkoffs

In 2016, R&B as an industry revealed itself to be deeply image obsessed. You can trace this back to the rise of the Weeknd, who…
Jordan Sargent / February 1, 2017

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