Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Denies Drinking All of Nine Inch Nails’ Beer

Perpetually moist Texas Senator Ted Cruz has tweeted a rebuttal to Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor's claims that the failed presidential candidate asked for a guest list spot for…
Maggie Serota / November 30, 2018

Trent Reznor Says He Told Ted Cruz to “Fuck Off” for Nine Inch Nails Guest List Request

It appears Trent Reznor engaged in an American pastime during last night's Nine Inch Nails concert in Irving, Texas: dissing Ted Cruz. During the band's set, Reznor brought up the Dallas…
Tosten Burks / November 28, 2018

Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Roast Ted Cruz to His Face

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert sent the only political correspondent brave enough to ask the tough questions down to Texas to cover the…
Maggie Serota / November 6, 2018

Texas GOP: Check Out These Pics of Beto O’Rourke Looking Hot and Cool

Amid a tightening Texas Senate race between Republican incumbent Ted Cruz and his challenger, Democratic congressman Beto O'Rourke, the Texas GOP is trying to salvage Cruz's lead by tweeting…
Maggie Serota / August 29, 2018

New Poll Has Beto O’Rourke Within 3 Points of Ted Cruz in Texas Senate Race

Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz is neck and neck with his Democrat challenger, congressman and former post-hardcore bassist Beto O'Rourke, in Cruz's bid for reelection, according to the race's…
Maggie Serota / April 18, 2018

Former Bandmate of At the Drive-In’s Cedric Bixler-Zavala Challenging Ted Cruz for Texas Senate Seat

Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke (D-TX) is a U.S. Representative who's held his seat since 2012, after defeating seven-time Democratic incumbent Silvestre Reyes in a primary.
Jeremy Gordon / March 31, 2017

Ted Cruz Does a 180, Endorses Donald Trump

Ted Cruz has finally bent the knee. In a lengthy Facebook post, the failed Republican presidential candidate said he's planning on voting for Donald Trump…
Brian Josephs / September 23, 2016