Are you looking for a cool date to your senior prom? Do you have $28,000 lying around? If the answer to those two questions is “yes,” then RiFF RAFF wants to be the king to your prom queen. The Neon Icon announced on Instagram that he’ll go to prom with you provided you give him a little less than thirty grand.
If you pay up, however, RiFF RAFF will give you the date of a lifetime. He’ll promote the date on his Twitter and Instagram accounts for a week so that everyone knows who you are, you’ll arrive to the party in a flashy Lamborghini, and afterwards you’ll stay in “the best penthouse suite in town.” Perhaps this last perk explains why RiFF RAFF’s offer is only open to rich high school students who are at least 18.
Contact his management if you’re interested. Hopefully he won’t have a WWE match right before prom — we wouldn’t want his pretty face looking busted in all the pictures.