Singer/songwriter Juliana Hatfield will write and record a song about your life for $1,000. If you're Evan Dando, the price is double. A new comic book portrays punk rockers Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig as lovers. Its name: Prepare To Get Your Ass Kicked. Rapper Gucci Mane has started a new record label from prison. "It beats lifting weights or converting to Islam," he said. In the Philippines, singing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at a karaoke bar can get you killed. "Lady is a Tramp"? Fuh-get about it! Madonna forces eBay to withdraw her purloined diaries from auction. She was worried that the world would learn every intimate detail about her personal life. Oh, wait.... Lady Gaga says that if she fell in love, she'd lose her ability to write songs. "Which is why I wear such ugly outfits," she explained.