Here's some of the strangest music news the Internet had to offer this week: Justin Timberlake: Pop star, Saturday Night Live sidekick ... author of a book about golf!?! This Staten Island children's choir covers Coldplay, Fleetwood Mac, and Lady Gaga. Singing about drinking too much and gettin' your freak on at the club has never been so cute! Heavy metal band Mastodon get their own brand of beer. Wait, those guys drink? The Iowa State Fair will display a Michael Jackson statue crafted by the fair's "official butter sculptor." Now there's a recession-proof job! Michael Jackson's "ghost" caught on camera? Might be more convincing if it were moon walking. In Rob Thomas' new music video, people kick and punch cars, copy machines, and windows ... until the dancing gorilla and wizard arrive. Kanye West has been interning at the Gap. Somehow, we don't think he's fetching coffee. This English family hates Soulja Boy even more than you do!