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These Are the Best Deals From Azealia Banks’ Online Garage Sale

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Azealia Banks has turned over several new leaves recently, and now she’s doing some long-overdue spring cleaning. The Slay-Z rapper listed a whole batch of stuff on the shopping app Depop, and it’s exactly what you’d expect to find at an Azealia Banks garage sale: crop tops, hot pink Timberlands, witchcraft supplies, two copies of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret, a Naomi Campbell collectable Barbie doll, lots and lots of votive candles. And, to Banks’ credit, everything is extremely fairly priced.

“I have SOOOO MANY RANDOM THINGS/ clothes from when I was a wannabe spice girl with a cup breasts!!” Banks wrote on Facebook. “So many things that a 25 year old woman should not be wearing.” Says who, Azealia? Here’s what we’re considering:

Prosthetic ears ($10):

azealia banks ears

Go big or go home. Not suitable for elves with latex allergies.

Azealia Banks plush doll (preorder) ($39):

azealia banks doll

For reasons that remain unclear, these go for $79 in the official Azealia Banks merch store. You save $40!

One single blood-red contact lens ($17):

Azealia Banks contact lens

Halloween is coming!

Faux-fur-and-chrome harness top ($50):

azealia banks bustier top

Give each of your boobs a chance to look like Rihanna feeding pigeons.

Penis-shaped candle ($3.95):

Azealia Banks candle

I can’t vouch for any of these uses, but for four bucks it can’t hurt to try.

Jerome Dreyfuss Florent Printed Calf Hair Backpack Bambi ($500):

azealia banks backpack

A steal! This thing apparently retailed for $1,140, and it’s out of stock everywhere.

Iridescent gladiator sandals ($60):

azealia banks sandals

Hell yes.

Mushroom-shaped throw pillow ($40):

azealia banks mushroom

Mario Kart and chill, anyone?

Shop all of Azealia Banks’ hand-me-downs at her Depop store.