Lil Wayne, the rapper behind such albums as Tha Carter III, Tha Carter, Tha Carter IV, Free Weezy Album, and The Carter II, apparently has sex with socks on. We know this because according to TMZ, somebody is shopping around a sex tape of a sock-clad Weezy and two women, and he’s understandably not keen on the tape getting released. A rep for Wayne’s told TMZ that Weezy didn’t know he was being filmed, and that if any porn company buys and releases the tape, “we’ll sue the hell out of them.”
So at this point you’re probably got a mental image of Lil Wayne having sex while wearing socks. We’re sorry. We’re so, so sorry. Happy Monday. It can only get better from here.