Comedian and sitcom star Aziz Ansari's first-ever stand-up special airs on Comedy Central this Sunday -- check out an exclusive clip below!
The one-hour show, Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening, features Ansari -- who plays Tom Haverford on NBC's Parks and Recreation -- performing for a packed crowd at Los Angeles' Brentwood Theater.
In the hilarious two-minute preview below, Ansari riffs on linen manufacturers who deceive the public about the actual thread counts of their bedsheets. "If that was a drug deal," the jokester rants, "I would have shot Hotel Luxury Linens in the face!"
WATCH: Aziz Ansari