5 Ways Kanye West's Life Is Better Than Yours

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Kanye West / Twitpic courtesy Kanye West
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Patrck Darcy

Is social media big enough to contain Kanye West?

He's long been blogging, but this week the Grammy-winning rapper favored Facebook with an impromptu a cappella performance, then joined Twitter and added 300,000 followers in just three days.That's a lot -- and he noticed.

While Kanye sometimes uses Twitter for news -- revealing an album title change, or new lyrics -- he mostly showcases his fabulous life. And it's pretty, pretty fabulous.

Here are five ways Kanye West's life is better than yours:

No. 5: Kanye West makes extravagant purchases -- then does stupid things with them.
Tweet: Is the Versace sofa to[o] hood? Might need to cover it in plastic!!!

No. 4: Kanye West drinks from golden goblets, instead of water bottles.
Tweet: I hate half empty water bottles so I copped these #goblets to drink out of.

No. 3: Kanye West is on a horse. And is a king.
Tweet: I need this horse... Kings need horses.

No. 2: Kanye West won't settle for private jets that aren't bigger than a baby mama's.
Tweet: I'm bout to hop on this #BABYMAMAJET the jets Billionaires give to they baby mamas or they 1st 2nd or 3rd wife / Man this jet small as hell Don C!!!!

No. 1: Kanye West has cooler friends than you, and will rub that in your face (while creating new adjectives no less).
Tweet: I wish I had a Twitter when I was at the Lanvin store in Paris 3 weeks ago with Jay & B uuuuugh so many missed stuntastic moments.

What's your favorite Kanye Tweet? Sound off below.

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