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How Old is Your Dadbod?

We broke down the two trends that broke the Internet today

Internet trends come and go, but SPIN’s always down to get in on the action, which is why two of today’s most especially ridiculous memes — “Dadbod” and “How-Old.net” — kept us laughing. To test the latter’s waters, we uploaded random Getty images of five musicians into the age-guessing generator to test its accuracy. Here’s what we found:

Keith Richards (Actual Age: 71)

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Lady Gaga (Actual Age: 29 — not bad, dumb age generator!)

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Kurt Cobain (Actual Age at Photo Time: 26)

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Beyoncé (Actual Age: 33)

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And the ultimate ether — Drake (Actual Age: 28…damn)

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After “assessing” the ages of some of SPIN’s favorite artists, we trolled the internet in search of the best dadbods in music. Here’s what we found:

Robin Thicke rocks a nice (possibly pooka shell) necklace along with that dadbod.

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(h/t Just Jared)

Two dadbods, one woman, in the video for Pitbull’s “Don’t Stop the Party.”  

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(h/t CelebrityDNA)

How could we forget Jay Z jumping into a pool?

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(h/t Consequence of Sound)

When Morrissey eventually does go on tour again, chances are you can see his naked torso in the flesh.

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(h/t Britpop News)

Kanye West is a god… with a dadbod.

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(h/t Complex)