Jimmy Buffett has slippery fingers. The laidback crooner left his cell phone outside a Cuban restaurant in Delray Beach, Florida, according to the New York Post. Because Buffett had the personal numbers of former Presidents Carter and Clinton, and former VP Al Gore, local police called in the Secret Service to retrieve the phone. The phone had been picked up by busboy Jason Martin, who then refused to give it back. Martin eventually capitulated, but kept the phone’s memory card. Clinton allegedly received a number of prank phone calls. In a perfect world, one of them might have urged Slick Willy to get drunk and screw.