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My Love Don’t Cost a Thing (Unless We Divorce)

Recently, we were enjoying a plate of camarones al ajillo at Madre's when our friend felt a bump under her seat. "Oh, snap, somebody left behind their BlackBerry!" she exclaimed. We were hitting the sangria pretty hard, so we checked out what was saved on it. Turns out the pager belonged to Madre's owner herself, Ms. Jenny From the Block. We thought about returning it to J.Lo so that her correspondence with fiancé Ben Affleck could remain private, but those prawns made us violently ill, so we decided to print it out of spite. Below are the exclusive and completely fictional Jen and Ben prenup two-ways.

SPIN Staff |July 9, 2003 - 7:00 am

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