It Happened Last Night

Pink Gets Wet in Seattle Tour Kickoff

The pugnacious pop diva kicks off her tour with a warning to Kanye, classic rock covers, and a big vat of goo.
Pink / Photo by Alex Crick
Pink / Photo by Alex Crick

Amidst the mega-budget spectacle of Pink's tour kickoff in Seattle on Tuesday night, the most prominent feature was Her Pinkness, herself. During a two-hour, turbo-charged performance at Key Arena, the platinum-blonde powerhouse overshadowed trapeze dancers, huge inflatable harlequins, Broadway-worthy choreography, and a pillow fight (!), wowing the packed crowd with her charisma, athleticism, and -- most disarming of all -- sense of humor. "Can you imagine if that was my speech?" she said mid-set about Kanye's interruptive outburst at the VMAs two nights ago. Then she mentioned something about brass knuckles.

A week ago it was announced that the concert had been moved from a smaller venue to Key Arena to accommodate increased ticket demand, and it was tough to imagine how such an elaborate production could've managed anywhere else. For her opening number, Pink emerged on a wire from beneath a catwalk jutting from the front of the stage. As she descended, costumed dancers whooshed down a pair of playground-style slides and fell into line beside her, and the band, which at times swelled to seven players, was revealed from behind a curtain on-stage.

The ensemble then swung into "Bad Influence," one of several songs from 2008's Funhouse, as Pink shed her outfit piece by piece until she was strutting through "Don't Let Me Get Me" in pink leopard-print lycra. "Last night I separated my shoulder," she said, somehow giddy and confident at the same time. "It hurts a lot but there was no fucking way I was gonna cancel this show. The louder you are the less pain I feel." She must have been feeling pretty good.

There were several cover songs: the Divinyls ode to masturbation "I Touch Myself," found Pink, in black lace bra and leggings, draped across a couch center-stage. The singer's take on the Led Zeppelin's "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You" went from acoustic ballad to full-band blowout. "Bohemian Rhapsody" was the one time in the night where Pink's energy flagged -- though anyone not named Freddie Mercury would struggle to pull off that crazed epic. She rebounded with the Gnarls Barkley hit "Crazy," which inspired a mass singalong.

Even Pinks flubs were charming. Backed by just a baby grand piano, she started "Family Portrait" by fumbling the lyrics. Her recovery: "See what happens when you don't freakin' lip synch?" Later, backed by two guitars, upright bass, cello, and violin, she sang the moving "I Don't Believe You" and then sauntered back to took the front of the catwalk for "Dear Mr. President."

For her encore, she was lowered by trapeze into a vat of unidentifiable goo. She emerged wet and dripping and singing "Glitter in the Air," the lovelorn ballad that closes Funhouse. As far as pop music baptisms go, this one wasn't the classiest, but as with so much that Pink does, the sheer moxie of the move was impressive, audacious, and almost impossible not to enjoy.

Set List:
Bad Influence
Like a Pill
I Know Better
Don't Let Me Get Me
I Touch Myself (Divinyls cover)
Please Don't Leave Me
You And Your Hand
Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)
So What
Family Portrait
I Don't Believe You
Dear Mr. President
Trouble
Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You (Led Zeppelin Cover)
Sober
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen cover)
Funhouse
Crazy (Gnarls Barkley cover)
Get the Party Started
Glitter in the Air

Comments

mimo

This concert was amazing. Beforehand I was thinking about how similar the themes of Pink's Funhouse concert and Britney's Cicus concerts are. Well..... I have been to both and Pink blew Britney out of the water. Pink was full on energy, charming, sassy, kick-ass.

Anonymous

Absolutely loved it. Came down from Vancouver, BC to see her and it was worth every hour of travel. She was amazing on stage and had tons of energy. It sucks that her shoulder hurt as she couldnt do all the acrobatics im sure she planned to but it was a great show none the less and cant wait to see her live again. Please P!nk come to Vancouver next time, Toronto isnt your only Canadian fan base. Loved it, love her, and cant wait to see what she does next. Rock on you rock star!

Bed

Pink such a fool.

she is the stupid girl she claims to despise - a complete fake.

Loepies

You sound like a very unhappy, and angry person.

AllysinChainz

Tool, that is what you are. I'd like(not really) to see you pull of a performance w your beer gut and gold chains~jealous because u can't have her & she would vomit just reading your aura. Seek help. AND if you don't like her, don't watch or listen to her. You live in America...Find something you do like- plenty to choose from! You behavior is that of a toddler. Go get your "binky"(not pinky :^} ), in your mouth and keep sucking until u join us adults. Nighty - night!

Anonymous

"Bed" sounds like a loser. Go to bed...lol.

Say hello to the new Queen of Rock. She has really started showing her talent and Courtney Love is showing her dirty claws with her snide comments about P!nk on her twitter page. LOLZZZ.

She has arrived so bow down to the Queen. Which other female artist can sing Bohemian Rhapsody, Babe I'm gonna leave you , Crazy , Highway to Hell etc and sound as good , if not better, than the original??. Answer : No one else.

u betta recognize her talent ...while she is still alive...instead of over appreciating once artists die..just like with Michael Jackson.

Sonya K

Love her... going to see her in Dallas, Texas next week (9/23), i'm sooooooo excited. She is awesome and like no one else. :) We love ya Pink!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

I heard a rumor that Defaze wass opening this tour?
But dropped off because of Kanye, is this true?
that would have been 3 weird mixes to play live.
I want to see defaze already!

Bed

Anyone who thinks this powder puff little pop no mark can "pull off" bohemian rapsody or highway to hell better than the original is clearly mental.

Just having a load of tattoos and marrying a cyclist doesn't make you credible.

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