Though he may live forever in our minds as someone who indulges freely in every booty available to him, Sisqo has been a family man for some time. On Friday, the '90s R&B hitmaker and thong songwriter made it official, tying the knot with his longtime partner and the mother of his children at a ceremony in Minneapolis. And if you think for a second that he\u00a0didn't\u00a0perform his own immortal ode to dumps like a truck, truck, truck, at the reception, you've got another thing coming, buddy. The\u00a0Baltimore Sun,\u00a0Sisqo's hometown paper, says it "obtained footage" of him singing "Thong Song" at the party, which was apparently too scandalous to publish online. We'll have to settle for imagining the "lively choreographed rendition," or just watching the music video and assuming it looked exactly\u00a0like that. (Hopefully there were blacklights, or at least a white vest.) When contacted by the paper, Sisqo gave the following statement: \u201cI initially sang \u2018Thong Song\u2019 about the first thong that I ever saw, so it was only right to sing it about the last one I will ever see\u2026 in private, that is,\u201d Sisqo stated in an email to The Baltimore Sun, with directions to \u201cinsert wink.\u201d If that isn't romance I don't know what is. We wish Sisqo and his new wife happiness in all their future endeavors.