Here's some of the strangest music news to hit the Internet this week: Mandy Moore: The new spokesperson for Red Bull Energy Douche. "It gives your vagina wings!" Kiss is ringing in their 35th anniversary with a tour -- and this baker celebrates with cupcakes! Ever wanted to hook up with a World of Warcraft character? The faux girl-group behind this hilarious video sympathizes. Alice Cooper is playing the role of a vampire in new film Suck. So, does art imitate life or vice versa? Hire Kylie Minogue as your wedding singer for about $3.2 million ... or you could get Duran Duran for the bargain rate of $800,000. The best way to reach God status in the metal community: quit your band to pursue a career as a funeral director! Katy Perry, Leighton Meester, Taylor Swift, and Cobra Starship unite for a West Side Story parody, yet somehow Russell Brand out sings them all. Rush Limbaugh responds to a Jay-Z diss by talking about the rapper's penis. Classy.