Here are some of the weirdest web stories of the week: If you love nudity, check out the new video for Detroit's Electric Six. Even if MTV aired videos, they wouldn't air this one. Jay-Z gets the blessing of New York Governor David Patterson. Is that a good thing? Andrew W.K. finds Jesus -- and it fills him with sexual feeling. Even Marvin Gaye is ashamed. Metallica get a custom-made pinball machine. And the year is.... 1986??? R. Kelly admits he can't read. That's just sad. And courageous. Mark Hoppus starts his new career as a hairdresser. Pete Wentz forgets to tip. See Stefani Germanotta -- a.k.a. Lady Gaga -- as a snarly brunette in this 2005 pre-fame, reality TV clip. Not so gaga.