tweetmeme_service 'bit.ly'; tweetmeme_source 'SPINmagazine';Eminem's "Without Me" is translated into Klingon. Klenginem seeks duet partner named... Shatner? John Mayer gets so irate at NYMag.com that he wants to "forcefully sodomize" their editor. Let's see him try to write a ballad out of that one! Madonna's New York City neighbors sue over her loud rehearsals.... so that's what they're calling sex these days. John Lambert, musician and software entrepreneur, unveils "the most revolutionary new musical instrument of the last 60 years." Take THAT cymbals between knees! Amy Winehouse's Father pulls a Joe Simpson and praises his daughter's new-found cleavage. Um, ew. Lullatone, a Japanese-based duo, allows you to create your own raindrop symphony. The most comforting setting: Acid Rain! Snoop Dogg vies for a role on TV series True Blood, saying he'd make a "hell of a vampire." Ganga just imagine it? Rumpus, one of the Great Danes used in Lady Gaga's videos, is found dead. Gaga transforms his carcass into a new outfit?