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Donald Trump’s Tweets Make a Ridiculously Catchy Mallcore Emo Song

WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 10: President Donald Trump listens to translation during a joint press conference with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at the White House on February 10, 2017 in Washington, DC. The two answered questions from American and Japanese press. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

The more you think about it, the more you realize Donald Trump has in common with archetypal emo kid of the mid-2000s: elaborate hairstyle, hatred for the popular kids, penchant for turgid oversharing online, fondness for the word “sad.” Picking up on those parallels, the jokers at Super Deluxe crafted an anthem that would slay at Hot Topic or your local Elks Club or VFW Hall, using only the president’s recent tweets as lyrics.

From first bloodletting wail of “Very unfair!” to the brutal “FAKE NEWS” breakdown, Emo Trump is pure Myspace profile song material. Listen below.