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Spend $500,000 on Justin Bieber and Skrillex’s Ultimate VIP New Year’s Eve

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 03: Recording artist Justin Bieber performs onstage at the iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcasted live on TBS, TNT, AND TRUTV from The Forum on April 3, 2016 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images for iHeartRadio / Turner)

Presenting not the least douchey nor the least expensive thing to buy yourself this New Year’s Eve: a $500,000 “Ultimate VIP” package ticket to Justin Bieber and Skrillex’s New Year’s Eve concerts, as reported by TMZ.

Your spare half a mil gets yourself and nine friends a five-night stay at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach, a pool cabana, access to a fleet of luxury vehicles, and some $6,500 bottles of champagne. On NYE itself, Ultimate VIPs get a table beside the stage for Bieber’s concert and admission to Skrillex’s late-night set at the hotel nightclub, followed by a yacht trip to a second nightclub to meet masked EDM DJ du jour Marshmello. There’s also a Bloody Mary bar and spa treatments scheduled for January 1.

While you reflect on the ultimate emptiness of material wealth, watch the real-life Biebs banging out “Sorry” on a bar piano at a sad little impromptu solo set in Toronto this Friday: