Presenting not the least douchey nor the least expensive thing to buy yourself this New Year’s Eve: a $500,000 “Ultimate VIP” package ticket to Justin Bieber and Skrillex’s New Year’s Eve concerts, as reported by TMZ.
Your spare half a mil gets yourself and nine friends a five-night stay at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach, a pool cabana, access to a fleet of luxury vehicles, and some $6,500 bottles of champagne. On NYE itself, Ultimate VIPs get a table beside the stage for Bieber’s concert and admission to Skrillex’s late-night set at the hotel nightclub, followed by a yacht trip to a second nightclub to meet masked EDM DJ du jour Marshmello. There’s also a Bloody Mary bar and spa treatments scheduled for January 1.
While you reflect on the ultimate emptiness of material wealth, watch the real-life Biebs banging out “Sorry” on a bar piano at a sad little impromptu solo set in Toronto this Friday: