Now that Weezer has solidified plans to release their tenth studio album, a self-titled record also known as The White Album, they’ve also included some preorder details. If you have $25,000 lying around — because who doesn’t, really — you can totally buy the “Weezer Experience Bundle,” which will buy you a trip to the Galapagos with Rivers Cuomo, among other things. Here’s a breakdown below, via Weezer’s website.
– Take a Greyhound to the Galapagos with Rivers where you’ll stay only for a limited time
Once you get to the islands, you’ll go bird watching to try and find the elusive White-cheeked pintail– You’ll go on a catamaran ride to Charles Darwin Research Station
Sing “the British are coming” with Rivers in the Galapagos but replace every lyric about “old king george” to “lonesome george”– Enjoy your complimentary signed copy of the album and a pair of tickets to see the band on their summer tour with Panic! At The Disco
– Finally, you will be named King of the World for a day
Quick, somebody get on this before Martin Shkreli does. Look for The White Album on April 1.