Neon Indian‘s Alan Palomo wants you to call him on his landline, because apparently he is the perfect boyfriend, and anybody who’s anybody has a hotline these days. If you’re looking for context, you won’t get much, except that Palomo has filmed a goofy retro infomercial where he and someone named Allan DeBarge, who advertise themselves as the “perfect boyfriends,” ask you to call them up and leave a voicemail with your number. Then either Alan or Allan will call you back. Why? Well… why not? Watch via Pitchfork below.
