Morrissey Comments on Allegations That British Prime Minister F**cked a Pig
An unauthorized biography claims David Cameron put his penis in a dead pig's mouth while in school
Update: A Smiths cover band — the Iain Duncan Smiths – have released a new track called “Pig’s Mouth Strikes Again” to commemorate this joyous occasion. Hear that below.
There are new allegations that current British Prime Minister David Cameron sexually violated a pig while he was attending Oxford University — yes, like that episode of Black Mirror.
According to excerpts from a new, unauthorized biography of Cameron in The Daily Mail, the future world leader put his member into a dead pig’s mouth as part of an initiation into the Piers Gaveston Society.
No, boys won’t be boys — not when it’s sexual perversion and also involves a vulnerable victim of slaughter, a feeling being who lost his or her life and then was used for a prank. Where have we seen other people in power misusing and sexually abusing corpses? This conduct is not excusable just because the perpetrator is prejudiced against and sneers at the other individual’s identity. A prime minister is supposed to protect the most vulnerable. Most pigs in the UK already live lives filled with pain and fear, confined to severely crowded, filthy sheds and denied the opportunity to engage in any natural behaviour. They are routinely mutilated, usually without any anaesthetics, including castration and cutting off their tails and teeth. If the allegations made by Lord Ashcroft are true, that Mr Cameron performed a sexual act on a dead pig while at Oxford University, then it shows a callousness and complete lack of empathy entirely unbefitting a man in his position, and he should resign.
Future and Drake’s mixtape has it right — What a Time to Be Alive.