Correction: A Tidal representative tells SPIN that the service’s prices are either $9.99 or $19.99, not — as stated below — $14.99. However, Gigi Hadid remains incapable of understanding human hands or hair.
Calvin Harris just dropped the music video for his summertime smash “How Deep Is Your Love” and — surprise, surprise — it’s a Tidal exclusive. The visual stars Gigi Hadid — model/daughter of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster/member of Taylor Swift’s exponentially expanding circle of friends — and it follows her character on a journey through a ship as she… learns what her hands are? She keeps staring at her palms, so it’s a safe bet that she’s got no clue what they are.
Hadid’s character also stands on the deck of a private yacht looking all sorts of confused at the dolphins jumping in and out of the ocean behind her, making it seem as if she’s never even heard the word “dolphin” before. She also has a strange fixation with her hair, constantly running her hands through it nervously — maybe she just used dry shampoo for the first time and hasn’t quite decided how she feels about it? Oh and then she’s in a tattoo parlor, twirling around and — you guessed it — touching her hair and gazing at the extremities at the ends of her arms. Then she dances around a room that looks like Smalånd, the children’s playplace found at the front entrance of every IKEA, proving product placement is alive and well in 2015.
Of course, you can only watch “How Deep Is Your Love” on Tidal, so you’ll have to take our word for it, but honestly, it’s worth shilling out the $14.99 per month to see a model learn what it’s like to have hands and hair.
