Today, the world has been gifted with a previously unseen Folger’s commercial starring KISS guitarist/singer Paul Stanley. Filmed 14 years ago, the commercial never actually aired on TV, but that’s probably for the best, considering its high-cheese factor. The ad features Stanley (sans makeup) clutching a steaming cup of coffee and singing a little jingle while a trapeze artist — who presumably has already had her morning joe — swings from the highest heights and catches her partner’s hands in mid-air. So, yeah. Kyle Maclachlan can probably take it from here. Watch Stanley above.