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One Direction Date Disastrously in Their ‘Night Changes’ Video

They still manage to make courtship look easy

There comes a time in every young writer’s life when a famous troupe of decidedly younger man-boys starts to make said writers feel uncomfortable things. One Direction get that job done in their new video for “Night Changes” (from the just-released Four), which has Harry, Liam, Niall, Louis, and Zayne romancing faceless ladies like Christopher Walken as “The Continental” (albeit with better results).

Trussed up like tasty Christmas hams, each of the fellas lead their dates out to places like a carnival, an ice-skating rink, a fire-lit winter cabin, a trench-coated afternoon drive, etc. Unfortunately, said outings don’t go as planned — Harry injures himself on the ice, Louis gets pulled over, Niall lights himself on fire. You get the idea, which begs the question: Would you still want to go on a date with One Direction if they massively screwed it up? Consider your age before you answer that question, and watch “Night Changes” above.