ABC network executives are terrified — terrified — of Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez’s awe-inspiring butts. According to TMZ, the network is trying to cover its ass by setting very strict rules about what Iggy and J Lo are allowed to do with their own during their upcoming “Booty” performance at the American Music Awards. The channel has deemed that there will be no showing of butt crack, nor will there be any rubbing of said tuckuses.
Furthermore, the performance will be a on a three or four second delay in case, god forbid, audiences are in danger of being exposed to butts during a nationally televised performance of a song called “Booty.” TMZ goes on to note that “spanking” is not explicitly banned, apparently meaning that if ABC is going to allow an ass on TV, they at least want it to be disciplined. You can watch the butt crack-free AMAs on ABC Sunday, November 23, at 8 p.m. EST.