Criminal Hygiene shouldn’t quit their day jobs for two reasons: One, they play fantastically boisterous garage-punk; two, they make for awful pizza delivery boys. In the just-released video for “Sold in the City” (a noisy highlight from the band’s sludgy 2014 EP Withdrawn), the trio gleefully delivers half-eaten (or nonexistent) pizza pies to special guest stars the Orwells, Bleached, and White Lung.
Watch the clip above, and find Criminal Hygiene’s tour dates below. The Los Angeles punks are currently on the road and are playing three shows this week in Toronto as part of NXNE. In the meantime, locate the Withdrawn EP by heading to Cultist Records or iTunes.
Criminal Hygiene tour dates:
June 18 – Toronto, ON (NXNE) @ Lee’s Palace
June 19 – Toronto, ON (NXNE) @ Mod Club
June 21 – Toronto, ON (NXNE) @ Sneaky Dee’s
June 23 – Detroit, MI @ TBA
June 25 – Chicago, IL @ Subterranean
June 26 – Minneapolis, MN @ 7th St. Entry
June 27 – Kansas City, KS @ FOKL Space
June 28 – Carbondale, IL @ The Swamp
June 29 – Huntsville, AL @ The Copper Top Nashville, TN @ Pussy Palace
July 2 – Memphis, TN @ Bar DKDC
July 3 – Little Rock, AR @ Sticky Fingerz
July 4 – Fort Worth, TX @ Happy Haus
July 6 – Austin, TX @ The Mohawk
July 7 – San Antonio, TX @ The Ten Eleven
July 9 – El Paso, TX @ The Monarch
July 10 – Tempe, AZ @ Time Out Lounge
July 11 – Tucson, AZ @ Plush
July 13 – Las Vegas, NV @ Double Down
July 17 – Reno, NV @ House Party
July 18 – Sacramento, CA @ Witch Room
July 19 – Los Angeles, CA @ Satellite
July 20 – Los Angeles, CA @ Cha Cha Lounge
