50 Cent Blames First Pitch Woes on ‘Excessive Masturbation’ Injury

50 Cent First Pitch Masturbation Injury 'Animal Ambition' Video
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50 Cent’s awful first pitch continues to be the biggest talking point surrounding the release of his fifth album, Animal Ambition. The Queens rapper continued milking that possibly phony piece of publicity today when he took part in a Reddit AMA. Take it away, Fiddy:

Well, how about that? This, from the same man who, in 2012, tweeted out his four-step plan for people to stop masturbating, which he believes is a sin: “Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites. Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you. Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs. Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines.”

Either he’s back on the jackin’ wagon or he’s just playing us. We’ll go with the latter. 

Meanwhile, 50 also released a video for the title track for the new album. The premise of the “Animal Ambition” clip is pretty simple: He raps while surrounded by a gaggle of voluptuous babes, with a few shots of lions and bears thrown in for good measure (though, a risky move if James Hetfield is anywhere nearby). If he’s still trying to abstain from self love, he might need to add a “Step 5” to his plan: Abstain from hiring video vixens.



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