After Wu-Tang affiliate Christ Bearer (née Andre Johnson) cut off his penis and jumped from a second story balcony at his Los Angeles apartment, it was reported that the rapper was under the influence of PCP and, worse still, that doctors were unable to reattach the severed member. Fortunately, in a recent interview with TMZ, Johnson revealed some good news while outlining the circumstances that led to his RZA-dubbed “mythical” actions.
According to Johnson, the day of the incident he was depressed about not being able to see his two daughters due to a restraining order, and he began to smoke marijuana while reading a book about “monks and vasectomies.” Apparently at this point, he suffered some sort of breakdown. As he explained it to TMZ, with thoughts of family drama and at-home sterilization swirling through his mind, he decided to take action.
This strange saga comes to a happy-ish close, however. Contrary to initial reports, Johnson says plastic surgeons were indeed able to reattach his penis, which has reportedly regained functionality, though it’s possible the vasectomy did what it was supposed to do. Also, in a moment of Bruce Wayne-like confidence, when asked about his current affiliation with a certain legendary rap crew, he responded: “I am the fucking Wu-Tang.”
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO THE MOTHERS OF MY THREE BEAUTIFUL LIL GIRLS AND ALL THE MOTHERS IN THE WORLD!!!!!
— christ bearer (@WuBearer) May 11, 2014