The Internet without NSFW is an increasingly impossible concept. Unfettered access to all manner of info guarantees about 20 percent of what's out there — and we're low-balling that number — might get ya fired should you happen to click while on your boss' web connection. But along with all the gratuitous gore, nasty nudity, and mutterings of madmen, comes a whole lot of self-expression (thanks Diplo!). Somewhere in the middle, you'll find SPIN's Year in NSFW: 25 of the most titillating and/or totally disgusting music videos and album covers of 2013.

1.The Year in NSFW

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2.Kanye West - "Bound 2 (Explicit)" video

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Directed by Nick Knight, the video shows Kimye caressing itself within a environment not unlike Cruis'n USA. Also, Kim Kardashian's nipples do not register in said strange land.

3.FIDLAR - "Cocaine" video

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Funny or Die dude Ryan Baxley casts the inimitable Nick Offerman — and a very convincing likeness of his penis — to play a disgruntled and constantly urinating monstrosity.

4.Robin Thicke - "Blurred Lines (Unrated Version)" video

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All of Diane Martel's whimsical direction and all of Thicke's mansplaining about his motivations couldn't stop this video from becoming a lightning rod for discussions of misogyny in 2013.

5.Oneohtrix Point Never - "Still Life (Betamale)" video

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Director Jon Rafman's study in "obsessive desire" as (un)filtered through the Internet: a horrible place full of cartoon violence, women who dress up as anime dolls, and one fox furry sinking in quicksand.

6.David Bowie - "Love Is Lost (James Murphy Remix)" video

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Digital wizard Barnaby Roper answers the question: Just how many handclaps does it take to construct two human beings from scratch and film them making love?

7.Gathering of the Juggalos 2013 - The Fans

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Insane Clown Posse's annual bacchanal is a feast of flesh topped with Faygo, foam, and unforgettable tats.

8.Matt & Kim - Lightning Remixes cover

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Kim: "To my family...I am sorry but my boobs are on the Internet today. Good news is they are the same size as when [siblings] david and I or even heather and I took baths together."

9.Daddy - "Love in the Old Days (Ted James 1999 Remix)" video

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James Franco's band gets a James Franco-directed video documenting a satanic wedding at a strip club officiated by Kenneth Anger as a deranged priest/theremin player because, duh.

10.Franz Ferdinand - "Evil Eye" video

10/26

Director Diane Martel's touch is felt again on this torture-porn mini-movie described by Alex Kapranos as "a gruesome blood orgy eye stab death romp wide-oh creep necro fest."

11.The-Dream "#GimmeSomeIVPlay" ("Pussy" ft. Pusha T & Big Sean)

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This is just porn. That's all it is. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. (Cross-reference: "porn," and also Terius Nash's videos for "High Art" and "Turnt," and actual porn.)

12.Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues cover

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A grisly pound of flesh — a cube of marbled meat topped by a human breast — covers the band's first album since singer Tom Gabel made the physical transformation into Laura Jane Grace.

13.Foals - "Late Night" video

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A truly stunning work of art by Nabil Elderkin, who places the band in the middle of a Romanian hotel where the cycle of life — birth, sex, and death — is happening in real time.

14.Angel Haze - "No Bueno" video

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Director Frank Borin auditioned a rogue's gallery of Angel impersonators and made that the video. The topless dominatrix is a highlight. So is the older guy who mouths, "Dine on my clit."

15.The Weeknd - "Kiss Land" video

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Sigh. Another day, another softcore porn video from another alt-R&B #YOLO lifer. Abel Tesfaye is bored while three strippers do hazy, vigorous things to one another.

16.The Soft Moon - "Want" video

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Directed by Grant Singer, this unsettling short scored by darkwave nastiness captures a violent break-in, a near car accident, a druggy bathroom hook-up, and a knife assault.

17.Sky Ferreira - Night Time, My Time cover

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Facing critics, the thoughtful starlet and sometimes model invoked the It's Just a Tit defense: "My face says it all. I don’t really feel like my left nipple is all that important."

18.Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - "Mermaids" with children's choir

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"Sometimes you have three or four goes at finding the choir. [Parents] come back going, 'No, no, no.' ... There were certain songs they wouldn't sing." Two words, Nick: Mermaid snatch.

19.'The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga' Kickstarter video

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Mother Monster got naked a few times to pump the flagging 'ARTPOP,' but this bit for Marina was pure expression — a classy performance piece helmed by a true master of the form.

20.U.S. Girls - "Work From Home" video

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Director Chrissy Jones provides footage of scantily clad women dancing and lounging while the band advocates the oldest profession in the world: "If times get tight, loosen up your thighs."

21.Justin Timberlake - "Tunnel Vision" video

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Mostly notable for the fact that it followed "Blurred Lines," this similarly arty/exploitative Jonathan Craven clip involves JT's face being projected onto naked women.

22.Miley Cyrus' Terry Richardson photoshoot

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The Bangerz star commanded her very own narrative in 2013, but the NSFW overlap was inevitable. Her controversial Terry Richardson shoot seemed like a gratuitous attention grab.

Related: SPIN's "The Year in Miley Cyrus: Nothing Will Ever Be the Same"

23.Obliterations - "Wage Slaves" video

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A crude and often horrifying array of found footage overseen by director Rick Charnoski, this one is the mutant music video spawn of the infamous Faces of Death series.

24.The Knife - "Full of Fire" video

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Swedish "feminist porn" director Marit Östberg offers all kinds of atypical sexual scenarios being played out in public spaces, including a middle-aged woman urinating in the street.

25.Nine Inch Nails - 'Self Destruct' 1997 documentary (from 'Closure')

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A 75-minute documentary chronicling the Self Destruct tour, which stretched from 1994 to 1996, featuring appearances from David Bowie and Marilyn Manson. We won't spoil it.

26.Seth Rogen & James Franco - "Bound 3 (Explicit)"

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We come full circle as these two wonderful goofballs recreate the awkwardly intimate Kimye video shot-for-shot. Excessive smooching and bro-noodling are the cherry on top.