Hey, baby. Where you goin’? Please don’t rush off so soon. Prince has a video message for you about the most important meal of the day. The Purple One wants — nay, needs — you to know that “Breakfast Can Wait.” We’ve heard the super-sultry song, of course, and we’ve seen the Dave Chappelle-starring cover art. But now there’s the Danielle Curiel-directed clip above to consider, and it’s far more impressive than the low-budget “Screwdriver” clip that you had to pay to see.
The visuals are as high-sheen and highly sexualized as the song itself, opening with a steamy tête-à-tête between a woman in a Minnie Mouse dress and a regular-ass dude who turns out to have some pretty next-level Boy Band dance moves. Cut to the dominatrix dance squad and the woman with the wig and painted-on mustache dressed like Prince. Then jump on down to the masquerade hand-jive before finding out whatever happened to those pancakes lovingly served up in scene one. Put on your best Blade-style black leather trench-coat and hit play above.