This is what it’s like to be a superstar musician who is one-half of the most talked-about couple in the world. You’re walking out of a parking garage as a pack of paparazzi follow you and your girlfriend. You try to duck your head to avoid the attention, but instead you bash your head on a sign that says “WRONG WAY.” Like any normal person, you look to blame everyone around you except for yourself and the sign you bashed your head into. As you sulk away in shame — in front of dozens of cameras — you demand that people stop taking photos of you, because it made you bash your head into a sign. Then you go sit down for lunch and feel like an idiot. Probably.
