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Humbug Hit Parade: The 25 Weirdest, Darkest Christmas Songs

An unconventional holiday playlist, featuring disturbing and hostile sentiments from 'Merry Crassmas' to 'Fuck Christmas'

If the deluge of holiday-music hokum is driving you to suicide-by-fruitcake, here are the 25 weirdest, darkest, awesomest Noël-wave oughta-be classics you’ll never hear in a mall this season. Charles Aaron, Chuck Eddy, Steve Kandell, David Marchese, and Douglas Wolk