R. Kelly is releasing an autobiography called Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me. Next week! (Or maybe not next week, as the Village Voice distressingly reports). That gives us barely enough time to come up with alternate titles for it. But we gave it a shot, anyway. Tweet your suggestions @SPINmagazine and we’ll compile the best into a Hash Pipe!
Me and My Jeep: A Story of Forbidden Love
Piss I Can
Life Is a Hershey Highway: Inside the Chocolate Factory
I Like the Crotch on Me: A Life
I’m, Like, So What I’m Drunk Vol. 1
Toot Toot Beep Beep Revisited
Just Kids
The Autobiography of R. Kelly ft. T.I., Fat Joe and T-Pain
Within a Budding Grove, In the Shadow of Young Girls in Flower: The Remix
13 Ways of Feelin’ on Yo Booty
