Ryan Adams’ Pizza, Kid Rock’s Lack of Fans

Here are some of the weirdest stories we found on the web this week:

–While under oath, Kid Rock admits he has zero fans in Los Angeles. That’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth — so help me god! [LA Weekly]

–Vote for your best (and worst) rock star mustaches. So, which takes first place: Lemmy Kilmeister’s muttonchops or Carlos Santana’s ‘stache? [Gigwise]

–A pizza shop in Greensborro, NC, celebrates native son Ryan Adams with its menu. Expect these pies to be drunk, prolific, and to never to play songs off of Rock N Roll. [Sticks and Stones Clay Oven]

–T-Pain is retiring his signature top hats — all 332 of them. [Sohh]

–Members of Polish black metal band Behemoth are facing jail time for burning Bibles onstage. Their reasoning for their actions: “We’re a black metal band!” Duh! [Exclaim]

SPIN Staff