Here are some of the weirdest stories we found on the web this week:
Hello, pearly whites! Pogues singer Shane MacGowan said goodbye to his trademark toothlessness in ’09. Now his infamy will now rely on drunkenness alone. [Daily Mail]
If Eminem needs fodder for another Mariah Carey dis track, he should watch this video of the boozed-up diva slurring during an acceptance speech. [YouTube]
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It’s a bird!?! It’s a plane!?! It’s Lady Gaga, the fashion- and sex-obsessed superhero! [E! Online]
Kanye West attempted and failed to reverse his Scrooge image by serving food at a L.A. homeless shelter this holiday season. “I’MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT YOU’RE THE SMELLIEST BUM EVER.” [Idolator]
A NYC concert-booker hypothesizes that by sporting a beard indie rockers are making profound cultural statements. Residents of Williamsburg, Brooklyn already knew this. [Village Voice]
“Be prepared for music to keep sucking,” DJ Shadow blogged early in the new year. Wait, dude, you make music. [DJ Shadow]
Beyonce spent her New Year’s Eve performing for the violent, reckless offspring of a Libyan dictator. Which means Sasha Fierce is now under investigation by the CIA. [Idolator]
