Amy Winehouse wants to adopt a baby. Sounds good — anything to keep her from breastfeeding. [Splash News]
The latest to follow T-Pain‘s Auto-Tune craze? An army of screaming babies. As if parenting wasn’t hard enough already. [Urlesque]
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has found someone to actually marry him — for the third time. Meanwhile, Britney Spears is mourning the loss of the “one that got away.” [Popeater]
Universal Pictures bought the rights to a Milli Vanilli biopic. No word on whether the actors will do their own acting. [Variety]
Sure, it was hot at Coachella — but full-frontal male nudity just isn’t the solution. Local cops agreed, as evidenced in this video where they taser a naked concertgoer. [Animal New York — Not safe for work!]
This list compiles 25 songs that should be made into films. Prepare yourself for If You Like Pina Coladas: The Movie. [Earfarm]