Spin's sex columnist answers your -- frankly, revolting -- questions.
My girl complains that my semen tastes sourer than the other guys’. She says it’s because of my diet, but is there anything I can do to make it taste better? Jimmy Jizz, Omaha, NE
Joanna Angel: Unless your girlfriend stirs cum into her coffee or wants to spread it on her toast in the morning, her complaints about the taste are out of line. It’s fucking cum! Don’t change your diet — that’s just silly. Tell your girl she doesn’t deserve to swallow your jizz anymore, and ejaculate right into her eye the next time you guys fuck.
Dr. Vranich: You know how your urine smells different when you eat asparagus? You can indeed change semen taste be altering what you eat. Experiment and see what happens — I’ve heard less red meat and more water helps.
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