Moses? Another Bad Apple
Joining Jermaine Dupri’s kid, Jermajesty, in the category of children who will spend their lives struggling to live up to their names, is little Moses Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s brand new baby boy.
Like big sis, Apple, who is sure to face childhood taunts such as “eat me” and the like, little Moses can look forward to a life of inadequacy unless he learns to part some body of water. Look for adolescent Mo to be fond of creating Top 10 lists and to having a burning desire to trek the desert during his post-college years.
Oh, and both mother and baby are reportedly doing fine. Comparatively speaking.
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