By: Jason Tanz

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has appeared on Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Hollywood Squares, and, infamously, on past MTV Video Music Awards, where he begged to sniff J.Lo's butt and nearly came to blows with Eminem. This month, the trash-talking rubber puppet (voiced by Saturday Night Live writer Robert Smigel) releases his debut CD, Come Poop With Me, which features such ditties as "Underage Bichon" and "Lick Myself." We took him out to a nearby dog run and got the straight poop.