For Those About to "Rock"

It's all about context. Genuine Jersey Shore hair-metal bands are kind of sad. But a group of New York City wiseacres pretending to be a Jersey Shore hair-metal band? That's comedy gold. Or at least comedy bronze. In August, Satanicide--whose over-the-top songs and dim-witted stage demeanor flawlessly evoke heavy metal's heyday--opened for Mr. Brownstone, a Guns N' Roses cover band, at Manhattan's Tribeca Rock Club. Here's how they rocked.
It's all about context. Genuine Jersey Shore hair-metal bands are kind of sad. But a group of New York City wiseacres pretending to be a Jersey Shore hair-metal band? That's comedy gold. Or at least comedy bronze. In August, Satanicide--whose over-the-top songs and dim-witted stage demeanor flawlessly evoke heavy metal's heyday--opened for Mr. Brownstone, a Guns N' Roses cover band, at Manhattan's Tribeca Rock Club. Here's how they rocked.

The Used, 'Maybe Memories' (Reprise)

’Nuff respect to the other talented, hard-working, heavily pierced young men of the Used, but it’s all about Bert McCracken. Flaunting a loose-cannon glower somewhere between Jack Black’s and Kurt Cobain’s, venting the torments of his soul while spewing the contents of his stomach, he’s rock’s premier Utah spazz.

SPIN Record Guide: Essential Glam Rock

The sun was setting on the British Empire. The rush of the free-love 1960s had ground to a decadent slog. What was a young rocker to do? Throw on some platform boots and a whole lot of lipstick and turn it up to 11. The pumping pomp of ’70s glam helped invent punk and ’80s pop metal, all in one fell swoosh.
The sun was setting on the British Empire. The rush of the free-love 1960s had ground to a decadent slog. What was a young rocker to do? Throw on some platform boots and a whole lot of lipstick and turn it up to 11. The pumping pomp of ’70s glam helped invent punk and ’80s pop metal, all in one fell swoosh.

Foo Fighters

Dave Grohl and his Foo Fighting clan have battled drugs, depression, and the hurricane that is Courtney Love. But could all this torment somehow make One by One their ultimate sonic achievement? America's most famous ex-drummer candidly discusses the future of the Foo
Dave Grohl and his Foo Fighting clan have battled drugs, depression, and the hurricane that is Courtney Love. But could all this torment somehow make One by One their ultimate sonic achievement? America's most famous ex-drummer candidly discusses the future of the Foo

Bands to Watch: Sahara Hotnights

Who:
Super-badass, all-girl, glam-punk quartet

Where they're from:
Robertsfors, a small town in northern Sweden

What they sound like:
Sleater-Kinney (minus the angst) busting the Runaways out of juvie and peeling off in a 1974 Camaro Z28

Rock 101: Linkin Park

This one time, at band camp--okay, it was actually Ozzfest 2001, but it really felt like being at camp, and there were bands there, and it was summer--this huge spider bit Linkin Park's Chester Bennington on the ass. Bennington is one of Linkin Park's two singers, the one who does the real singing and most of the screaming. The spider was, like, a black widow or something. The welt--which Bennington shows off, with a mix of pride and terror, on Linkin Park's best-selling DVD Frat Party at the Pankake Festival--is awe-inspiring in a Jackass kind of way: black and blue and about the size of an orange.
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