October 17, 2008 Dear Mr. Wahlberg:
As you probably know, you have a new movie out today. It's called Max Payne and from what I can tell, you play a zombie policeman. In your last movie, The Happening, you played a science teacher scared of trees. The one before that was called We Own the Night. Your character got shot in the face. It's been hard watching you humbled.
It doesn't have to be this way. You can turn things around. …