Dane Cook: "Don't Do These 10 Things at a Concert!"
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Dane Cook
Dane Cook wants to make you laugh.
The Boston-born funnyman and actor is on a nationwide tour supporting the release of his latest comedy album/DVD, Comedy Central's ISolated INcident, bringing his foul-mouthed wisecracks about watching porno, drinking alcohol… and his dead mother. His next stop: Nov. 5 at New York's 20,000-seat Madison Square Garden.
But first, to help out any potential ticket buyers, SPIN asked Cook -- a devout music fan -- to reveal his 10 live concert "Dont's." You can add yours in the comments section below:
- Posted By Pretzel boy
11.03.09 3:38 PM
Never...go mosh pitting with flip flops. You will lose them and probably pull a toenail backwards.
- Posted By Songs & Cigarettes
11.03.09 3:46 PM
Wamp, wamp.
Years since he's been on top and Dane Cook still remains unfunny and uninspired.
What about concert couples though? Maybe that's opening a can of worms.
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- Posted By HazeFace
11.03.09 8:40 PM
AWWWW WAH! Like all of you people who posted above are actually "inspired OR funny" the guy has been around for awhile and quite frankly he is funny.If you don't get it fine...there are hundreds of people that think he is, and I'm one of them...so to 'idlehands" "smulligan" and "idiot"(aptly named) a big SUFI to ya.
- Posted By STRAIGHT DAVE
11.04.09 12:10 AM
How about not be Dane Cook? That sounds like something not to do at a rock show. He'd go up and tell an absolutely hilarious and all-original joke like, "HEY! What's the difference between men and women? Men LIE!" HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, I don't think so. Dane Cook should go back into his exile. Spin should be ashamed for running something on their website with this absolute dipshit of a comedian.
- Posted By ShaneTrane
11.04.09 2:24 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! THAT GUY IN THAT STORY HAD SHIT ON HIM!!!!!!!!
i don't even think being covered in such a thing could possibly make me feel as dirty as i do now after reading this.
- Posted By JamesCook36
11.04.09 9:11 AM
Some of these aren't even jokes. You'll also note that many of the concert- going do's and dont's seem to be only relevant at a Warp tour concert. Or a Dane Cook show. When was the last time you puked in a mosh pit? Ahhh, there was a time when college humor was Mitch Hedberg. Those were the days. But hey, if shrieking truisms while flailing your arms around then I guess Glenn Beck is a pretty hilarious comedian too.
- Posted By DaneCookSucks
11.04.09 10:42 AM
Stop trying to be funny, and Dane...please stop making movies too!!!
- Posted By The Geneius
11.04.09 7:58 PM
Notice all of the a$$ holes that posted negative comments are neither funny nor have the balls to use a name.
- Posted By mollxdollx33-danecookisabamf
11.04.09 7:58 PM
you know what. you're the dumbass. Dane Cook is one of the funniest people out there. You're just jealous because all these things probably apply to you. you sucky guitar hero player.
- Posted By WifeyandMommy
11.04.09 8:00 PM
Wow, those of you bashing on Dane are total a$$holes. Why even read the article that clearly states that it's about Dane Cook if you don't like him? Ridiculous. *insert middle finger here*
I think he is hilarious and a few of these "not to do's" actually made me laugh. So there.
- Posted By xhallleeeyyy
11.04.09 8:01 PM
Hey, it might not be THAT funny, but let's not bash Dane about it. Obviously a majority of people somewhere believe hes funny or he wouldn't still be a household name. Most of his jokes are hit and miss with me. Sometimes he's not that funny, he just says some off color things, but at least he has the balls to get on TV and say what he says.
11.03.09 12:23 PM
Is this really worthy of an article? I mean really, are any of these things 10 things funny?
Dane Cook is an idiot. It's comedy with training wheels. It is really disappointing that he has become the face of comedy for our generation. Talk about dumbing down.