Earlier this month, President Warren G. Harding’s erotic love letters to his mistress were revealed to the public, prompting SPIN to publish a quiz comparing the 29th commander-in-chief’s best lines to the words of “Regulate” rapper Warren G. While the latter implored his Regulators to “mount up,” the former beseeched his mistress, Carrie Fulton, to travel to “Mount Jerry,” which just happens to be a nickname for his dick. Following our lead, Jimmy Kimmel enlisted Warren G to read some of the steamiest Harding’s letters, sitting in a library-like setting next to a painting of Fulton while a slow jam version of “Regulate” played in the background.
“Honestly, I hurt with the insatiate longing, until I feel that there will never be any relief until I take a long, deep, wild draught on your lips and then bury my face on your pillowing breasts,” he said in a stately tone. Then came, “Wouldn’t you like to get sopping wet out on Superior — not the lake — for the joy of fevered fondling and melting kisses?” It’s quite fun, if you’re into that sort of thing. Watch it above and see how well you can do in our “Who Said It: Warren G or Warren G. Harding?” quiz.
