Tooling For Jesus
Joining the legions of pot-addled fans who have seen immaculate visions during Tool light shows over the years, the band’s front man, Maynard James Keenan has found God. According to several internet reports, Keenan joins President Bush and Tammy Faye Baker on the born-again bandwagon. In a letter to the Tool fansite, www. toolshed.down.net, Keenan says that “some recent events have led me to the rediscovery of Jesus.” Keenan is the second metal man in some two weeks to embrace the man upstairs: former Korn member Brian “Head” Welch left the band so that he could fully devote himself to Christianity.