Also: hollers at Odd Future, outs Ben Stiller as pot head
So Snoop Dogg, as Snoop Lion, held a Reddit "Ask Me Anything" session Wednesday afternoon and in contrast to recent chats with Trent Reznor and Das Racist's Heems, the conversation didn't span the range of the artist's illustrious career, venture into broader social topics, or even stir up some controversy. Instead — and we admit our brazen foolishness in expecting anything else — the fan-run Q&A focused on one, ahem, heady subject to the exclusion of most others. You guessed it: weed. When the peanut gallery did stretch out into other territory, the queries were often still couched within a marijuana haze, and in the rare instances that they asked about the music, Snoop almost invariably directed them to the lyric video to his new Major Lazer-produced single, "Here Comes the King."
So what was it like to read through the entire thing on the hunt for some tasty quotes? Have you ever been shrunken to the size of a pea and dropped inside of a bong that someone is absentmindedly swirling so that you keep winding up at the same place over and over again, which doesn't much matter anyway because it'd be impossible to tell if the scenery has changed since it's all resin-coated and you're high out of your mind and attempting to ask a giant weed leaf why it does the things that it does? Well, yeah, it was kinda like that. Inspired by the freewheeling spirit of the conversation, we've excerpted a handful of highlights from the AMA, which you're welcome to sift through after watching the clip that Mr. Lion so desperately wants you to watch.
Get your giggle on.
Q: How much money do you spend on weed in a week?
A: Most cme 4 free but average bout 81 blunts a day!
Q: What would you say is your favorite album or song to listen to while you're sparking up?
A: Curtis Mayfield !! SUPERFLY
Q: If you could smoke with anyone in history ever, who would it be?
A: Bob Marley ya digg
Q: Is your rolling papers book ever going to be on sale?
A: Comin out this Holiday 500 books limmited being made
Q: On average, how much do you smoke in a week?
A: 81 blunts a day x 7
Q: Snoop Lion, what's your favorite movie of all time?
A: Kung Fu Fliccs All of em
Q: How frequently would you recommend that people partake in the consumption of marijuana?
A: Every DAy Neffew
Q: Oprah, Hilary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell. Fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
A: Oh wow !
Q: How long is your dick?
A: 9 inch Dixx!! Goget that album
Q: How do you feel about the legalization of all drugs in the United States?
A: Make it happen ASAP
Q: Can I get high with you?
A: Come 2 tha show n ask for me
Q: Just how many Hos in '94 were you banging?
A: A lotta of em!
Q: How are you so fucking awesome?! puff?
A: PUFF PUFF PASS
Q: What is the best memory you have whilst recording your songs?
A: workn n tha studio wit Nate Dogg!! Fav performance was on Arsenio Hall
Q: What r u smokin today snoop?