Maynard as the Puscifer / Photo by Ron Newkirk

Enterprising Tool and Perfect Circle mastermind Maynard James Keenan is adding a new dimension to his multi-faceted one-man Puscifer brand: Live performance. That's right, Keenan has announced the first-ever shows from his Puscifer side project, set to hit Las Vegas' Palms Casino February 13, 14 & 15.

Really, what better way to say "I love you" to that special someone this Valentine's Day than by spending your evening with a sadistic, genitalia-obsessed rocker known for sporting dresses and singing about child abuse and prison sex?

Tickets for the shows go on sale Dec. 13 via all Ticketmaster locations and ticketmaster.com.

So what's in store for fans? Keenan clarifies: "Expect a loosely organized bucket of Romper Room chaos sprinkled with Dry Wit and Brown Note Booty Bumping Sub Bins. And perhaps some snacks." Okay…