Pete Doherty's cat lady days are numbered -- the Babyshambles singer's allergy is forcing him to forsake his 16 feline friends. [Daily Star]

Is Britney's "If You Seek Amy" inspired by Shakespeare or Joyce? Turns out, dirty minds all think the same. [Slate]

Los Colarados join the shortlist of Ukrainian rock stars with their accordion-heavy cover of "Hot and Cold." [Idolator]

This Ying Yang Twins "Cribs" episode comes with much-needed subtitles. Their rendition of the Gilligan's Island theme song, however, is perfectly clear. [BuzzFeed]

Jarvis Cocker, Nick Cave, and Fergie put their undies up for auction. So... boxers or briefs? [Pitchfork]